i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
