It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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