office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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