I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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