ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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