I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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