U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
MIDGETS
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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