I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
