Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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