will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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