But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
