we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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