Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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