East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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