I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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