I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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