If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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