just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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