Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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