I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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