We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
honey bunches of taint.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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