South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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