Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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