I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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