gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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