Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i need some magic done to my vagina
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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