your parents love me but you hate me
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Randomize
