I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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