Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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