I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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