margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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