Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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