i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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