who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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