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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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• (646): View more from New York

  You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants

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• (406): View more from Montana

  So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.

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