there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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