whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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