Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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