can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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