I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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