and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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