Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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