oh god the rape fog is back!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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