apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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