and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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