How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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