I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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