No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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