I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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