is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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