Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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