next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
