Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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