i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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