Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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