I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Randomize
