U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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