Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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