I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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