Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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