I just saw a hot homeless man
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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