hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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