the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I enjoy the company of your penis
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
